Chinese New Year Day 1

Heeeeeeeey! Happy Chinese New Year! First day. Woke up at 9am this morning, early rite? I set a new record. My cousin Theo says 9am is not early but 7.30 is "early"...ahem...In my humble opinion I say that 3am is e-a-r-l-y and it is a fact! Then I went over to my father's eldest brother's house, then my father's sister's house, then my father's second eldest brother's house and finally my mum's parents' house. My cousins were here just now, made a racket, I kept falling off the chair. All Theo's fault, jabbing me in the side! Yaaaaa...at 2.00pm until 5.30pm. Then we played badminton at the roadside. After two months of not playing, my badminton like rubbish! Hahahahhaa, should see me serve, kept going left! Out out out and over over! Well...at least Theo picked up most of the shuttlecocks. Now she's jabbing me again! We pranked some people, which included Amanda. Then Ashley called, the crazy girl didn't know that Greenroad is next to Nanas, and got some Dashi-something school. She was at Benjamin's house. If you wanna ring them up, ring at 2.......something something..sorry, privacy cannot give out...Or you can call Amanda at 459991...ahem..fake number, don't bother. Stella made that one up. Rubbish, utterly I tell you. Chen Kai wat....muahahahhahahahahhahahaha!!!! I ate, bloated, very, very, very full, think this will take 12 hours to digest all the food eaten. Theo probably needs 48 hours. Muahahahhahahah! We had 2 cans of shandy each, nothing la....abit of alcohol only, unlike some people, how many cans of beer, as if drinking mineral water. Kantoi later, you know, "glug glug glug" down everything just like in Andy Chapman comics. Muahahahhahahaha. Theo is overnighting here. Played gnome toss this afternoon, card games la..not real gnomes...My cards are so crumpled...like recycled toilet paper I tell you. Then right, we gambled. Theo lost $1000 and I lost $200 on blackjack although...the $1000 was mine! Mine mine mine!!!! My money, my chien, my duit, my lui...my everything in life! Hahaahahhaah! Whatever lah hor. And then right, then we were finding names for the Sims (boring though, gave up halfway). Had weird, weird names. I was Caroline, Stella was Hadley and Theo was Barbara. Lots of weird weird names, at first I got some funny guy's name, cant remember it...too long I can't right it..starts with F...Federick lah. Lucky not Federer as in Roger Federer, the tennis player. Now I am sitting in front of the computer, Stella home studying, her mum forced her, UPSR year mah, wonder what is Edrea, Zac and Ben doing. Owh, Theo says Ben must be playing ps2, must be Spiderman2....*rolls eyes*....muahahhaha. Edrea must be jumping around the house like a crazy person and looking for the "cat in the toilet" and Zac must be playing with the cars and shouting around..you know playing with cars can be fuuuun....driving even better...yah, he does that, trust me, he drives them and bangs it into the garage...yay, he will go. Then Saber will be sleeping..eat...sleep...drink... and what else....lick people...it's a DOG okay....don't get the wrong idea... I don't have any cousins who lick people...cis!!!! Muahahhahahaa. In the studyroom now. Owh yea, like you care... okay... Theo hasn't finish her Geo homework..lazy lazy pig...muahahhahaa...she agrees with me. Muahahahahha. She was about the jab again...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Haiya, this Ashley! Didn't come over! How can like this. She say cannot because no transport. Haiz...ask her to exercise already, lazy, at least Theo and I played badminton wor, burn off the New Year junk food. But ar, this Ashley, stay at Benjamin's house. Didn't even go over to Chun Hoe's house. lazy lazy lazy pig! Muahahahhahahaa. Hmmm...is this too long? Neh...eh! Look! Fireworks! Owh actually, I hear them. Well, this whole LONG WEBLOG is mainly influenced by Theo cos she's being insane, rocking back and forth like some head banger, although got no music. Maybe she thinks she's a beatbox. Teedumdum...bored...dunno where my dog go to. I think in Lundu, gambling....then the grandmother surely go use Friendster...so modern..overdated! The year 2040 grandmother! Jkjk...not insulting...that's what Jason said... So basically I didn't say it...although I did... no wait..did I? I dunno..I have no idea...what am I talking about..blame Theo! All her fault...dunno what am I talking about now...eh..what did I wanted to say already? Forgot la! Cis! Okay, okay..this is long enough already 9.10 pm, wanna go do something "funner" than this. Kayz, cya! Happy Chinese New Year! Theo says...PEACE IN". ....eeeee.... . "rasa gengster"......Hi! It's 11pm already, Ashley just called here, looking for my cousin. Theo pretended to be Wilson just now and that I was not here that I was in Tabuan Heights gambling and then what about me being in some human bean's house gambling. Eeeeeey, where is my dog ar? 11pm din go online, want me to die of boredom nia! Should punish my dog...don't chat to my dog for 9 months! Intolerable cruelty! My cousin is eating cereal now. Eeeeey, where is this jason? Wanted to ask for my angpau today! 50% share you know (actually 70%...just don't want to share the 20% with teh...muahahhahahaa). eeee...nvm...tomorrow I go collect from Tabuan Heights there...very near...can go walk there...exercise to Taman Sahabat there, at night summore...cool, breezy...wonder what time i sleep tonight...3am? Still very early....the earliest time...among all...Kayz..cut the crap, nites! Cya! Short this time right? Type too much just now, run out of stuff already....muahahhahaaa. Good bye!