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Quote Perry:
"Dog obsessed."

How I Spent Saturday

I woke up at 12:30 AM. Dad gave RM400.00 and went fishing. Mum and I went to Crown Square for lunch. There, I had olive fried rice and Chinese tea. After that, I tried on like a dozen of dresses and then I bought one for RM104.00.

We went over to The Spring, I met Audrey Hon and Priscilla Liew. I tried on a dozen pairs of heels and flats and finally, I bought a pair of heels from Vincci for RM65.00. Heels are getting uglier and uglier these days. Kuching should have The Gardens so that there's Isetan.

Then I chipped the front of my flip flops off. So I went over to Quiksilver and the smallest size was too big. The salesman told me that nobody wants to buy Quiksilver flip flops. Roxy stuff are hideous and hence, I ended up buying flip flops from Padini for RM26.80. What a bargain.

I had dinner at Secret Recipe. I had spaghetti while my mum had lasagna. Both tasted the same. The carrot slice tastes great while the chocolate cheese is awful and the green apple juice was as sour as heck. I feel like I gained 50tonnes and I probably did.

Enough said about how I spent today.

Cameras' Views

I am always up to something weird/lame according to Linda Soon.
"So lame lah you!"

I attempt the weirdest acts that people normally don't do.
"Oooh can I be the guy during the RLR scene??"
I make a unique dancer according to my old fellow council members.
"What kind of dance did you and Neeja just do??"
I speak faster than Maglev trains.
"What did you just say? Huh?? Speak slower, I cannot catch a word!"
I have my own one of a kind trademark pose in photographs.
"Meditating pose or the heads up pose this time?"

I take photographs of almost everything.
"Excuse me, can I take a photo of your house please?"

Thursday's Randomness

Yesterday evening, Jonas Michael Gumis told me to go outside of my house because the sunset was beautiful. So, I went out of my house but unfortunately, I can't see much from my porch or backyard. So, I went up to my room and climbed onto the roof with my DSLR Canon 400D. I still can't see much but nevertheless, I still got a few decent shots of yesterday's sunset.There are a few missions that I should accomplish during the holidays.
  • Finish more than a hundred Additional Mathematics questions that Madam Foo gave.
  • Catch a glimpse of Linda's old stuff.
  • Watch a Korean drama entitled, "One Litre of Tears" and try to cry because Rhema says anyone who does not cry at it is heartless.
  • Study for Miss Chung's Physics test on Light.
  • Bully Perry more since it is the holidays.
  • Sleep excessively to store enough energy to last for the rest of the coming schooldays.
  • Go shopping for a new dress that does not scream "obscene!".
  • Study, study, study extra hard.
  • Whine to dad that I don't need a video camera but I need telescopic lenses and 30metre external flashes for my camera.
  • Criticize my own "fabulous" handwriting.
  • Prepare self mentally and physically to endure 2 weeks at grandparents' place while parents go overseas.
  • Learn how to flip eggs perfectly so they look like the ones out of 5 star hotel kitchens.
  • Do nothing as a new hobby.

Six Wisdom Teeth

Funny. I thought I already grew all four of my wisdom teeth. Today, I discovered two more teeth starting to protrude out of the flesh of my top jaw. Maybe this is my 5th and 6th wisdom tooth. That would make me filled with twice the wisdom of a regular human being. Then again, maybe I was just dreaming about already having all four wisdom teeth.

Kids These Days, FABULOUS!

Just about ten minutes ago, I came across this particular blog by a junior of mine in Saint Teresa's Secondary School and it got me pretty ticked off. Let me tell you why.

I find it ironic that people complain, insult and criticize unnecessarily about their own schools. If one is extraordinarily unhappy with how their school runs or the environment in it, then I recommend home-schooling. Whatever it is, like the school then stay, hate the school then transfer. That is what my perception has always been.

Secondly, I don't find it very nice at all to criticize that "all the performances during Teachers' Day sucked" or "the lack of talent made it a terrible Teachers' Day". Obviously, that is why there is a difference between professional performers and amateur performers. If the performers during Teachers' Day could perform like professionals, Sony BMG would have signed them up years ago.
"hello, i know everyone's terrified of death but do you have to make up lies to make yourself feel better???Faith is for suckers. I hate religious people. live life in truth..don't blind yourself telling yourself that you will end up with wings and a harp in your hands."
Some people just have the nerve to post an entire paragraph hating people who believe in God. I have faith in God. So that looks like I am a sucker too. Wow. I know of two alter servers who read my blog, ISCF leaders and church-goers. They are religious people and it seems like they're hated for just being religious. The Buddhists, Christians, Muslims, Sikhs and all.
"If you are a dumb Catholic, get the heck off my blog and dip yourself in your coveted holy water till you might end up glowing with pure holiness."
You see what I mean? Disrespect for other peoples' religions.

Malaysian "Victoria Secret Supermodel"

Mum took me shopping at MNG at The Spring to try on this polka-dotted dress that I saw (thumbs up from dad to go back to MNG this Saturday to buy it). There was this skinny Malay lady in her mid-twenties with an extraordinary large chest and she was with her boyfriend.

She tried on some tube top. It was several sizes too small for her and she was overflowing from the top of it, if you get what I mean.

If anyone had some common sense, they would know that fitting rooms were invented for you to try on an outfit in there and take it off before you leave the fitting room.

Unfortunately, this lady was rather oblivious to that fact. So she paraded out of the fitting room in her too-tight tube top that barely covered anything and very low-cut skinny jeans to show off her outfit or rather, her "exposure" to her boyfriend.

So her boyfriend started his job of admiring.

"Wow, you look so hot!"
"You're darn gorgeous!"
"Baby, you're the prettiest one ever!"

Excuse me while I go off to throw up in the toilet bowl.

Then, a sales assistant approached them and told the lady to be more respectful and not parade around so scantily clad.

The lady ignores and parades around even more, checking herself out in every mirror and posing as if she is some supermodel from Victoria Secret.

Finally, some MNG supervisor went up to them with a cold face, waved her arms around, pointed her finger at the door and told them to get lost. And so, they did.

Operation Trigonometry

ARRRRGGGGHHHH!
but good & highly beneficial

Intensive and depressive extra classes for Additional Mathematics this holiday. Three long hours of nothing but Trigonometry for two days. That is six hours of Additional Mathematics. Not to forget that teacher gave us 90 questions to do over the holidays.

Take an average of 5 minutes per Trigonometry question and multiply it by 90, you will get 450 minutes. Take the 450 minutes and convert it to hours and that makes it 7 hours and 30 minutes of Additional Mathematics. Then you add 6 hours of extra classes, 2 hours 30 minutes of tuition and 2 hours of completing tuition homework to 7 hours and 30 minutes.

There you have it, I will spend a minimum 17 hours on Additional Mathematics for this two weeks just for Trigonometry alone. 17 hours of full operational hours for my calculator, brain, eyes and fingers.

It is a Sunday

I had the lousiest dream this morning, stirred and feeling as cranky as Grumpy the Basset Hound. Then, I cursed mentally before I went back to sleep. At 9.30am, I got thrown out of my bedroom because my maid wanted to clean my room. So much for some shut eye.
Now you get why Grumpy was named Grumpy. One heck of a permanently grumpy dog who stamps on people's feet and sulks in corners. Anyway, last week we had another interesting question circulating around and as usual, I was the odd one out so I got called weird.

Question:
Do you change after a bath in the bathroom or use a towel out of the bathroom
first?

Funny how most people use towels out of the bathroom before getting dressed. I think I was the only one who gets dressed in the bathroom. So, they called me weird. Some good friends indeed.
Remember the previous question about whether one should sit face to face or side by side with her partner when having lunch? Madam Kong claims that side by side is more passionate.

A Packed Saturday

This morning, I dropped by at Saint Joseph's Secondary School to check on the Prefects' Interschool Telematch just as I had told teacher I would last week. If you look closely at the photo above, you'll see Andrea Lau and Amanda Voon posing for the camera while the rest of the crowd was listening to some instructions being given. They're a gang of baboons. Then there's Jonas Gumis, the chairman (I think), who was extremely proud that his telematch sailed smoothly. Then I ran into Bruce Wong at the canteen, who was showed off his new spectacles. I told him that it looked like shit because it looked nothing like my pair.
I dropped by at Padang Merdeka around 11.00AM when my parents fetched me from school, because my mum told me that there was some tree sprouting cotton all over the place. So my dad parked by the side of the road, I got down the car and started taking photos. The whole field and tree was covered in fluffy white stuff.After that brief photography session, we went off to Chong Choon Cafe and I finally accomplished my mission to try that so-call famous and delicious laksa. I had three-layered tea to wash down the laksa. I hereby conclude that laksa at Chong Choon Cafe, is indeed appetizing.With a stomach full of scrumptious laksa and too-sweet three layered tea, I headed back to school to attend the 53rd Red Crescent Youth Unit #8 Annual General Meeting. I am now a retired treasurer of the Red Crescent Youth Unit #8. Our unit got the award for 2nd Runner Up Best Unit. I think that was the title of the award. There was some really creepy sketch performance by the Form 2s about some girl who died and was stuck in purgatory. There was all these somber, spine-chilling music and to top that off, they carried the limp main actress as if she was a corpse.
To end the day, we took a group photo of incoming and outgoing committee of RCYU#8 and representatives from various schools. I am so old, I am practically retired from every single post ever held in Saint Teresa's Secondary School.

2007/2008 Councils' Retirement Celebration

The nine of us councils celebrated our retirement today during recess in the canteen with an American chocolate cake, which had nine of our names on it and I got to be the one to cut the first slice of the cake. We also had two boxes of donuts from Big Apple Donuts and Coffee during. I brought my camera and snapped quite a lot of photos. Credits goes to Kristen Chew for becoming our photographer for today. She got treated to cake too. Then, we went off to the middle of the field and took tons of photos. We had photos of us throwing our ties up in the air and so forth. Then, we took even more photos as we walked down the administration block and ended our photo taking session with even more photos at the main gate. The weather was so hot but that meant, great lighting. And that is the nine of us council members from the Saint Teresa Secondary School Prefectorial Board 2007/2008. It starts off from the left with Hanizah (Deputy Head Prefect I), Amy (Head Unit of Class Supervision), Aazean (Head Unit of Social & Welfare), Gabrielle Jee a.k.a the fellow who owns this blog (Head Prefect), Nishanti (Deputy Head Prefect II), Cheryl (Head Unit of Discipline), Amirah (Head Unit of Safety & Surveillance), Melanie (Head Unit of Assembly) and squatting down, Wendy (Head Unit of Cleanliness). And this, is the new Head Prefect for 2008/2009, Debbie Janin.

Soon-to-be Retiree

I am retiring as both a prefect and a Head Prefect, getting old, ancient and wrinkly. Aazean's bringing a chocolate cake to celebrate our nine councils' retirement and I'll be bringing my camera. I bet that if I show up in school in the blue pinafore without wearing my glasses and pinning up my fringe, I could pass off as a new student. See the photos? The one in the blazer was taken about a month ago and the one in the pinafore, was taken yesterday.

I am so thrilled to retire after seven long years of being a prefect. Finally, I can enjoy twenty minutes of recess, I no longer have to tie a tie every week, I no longer have to wear a stuffy blazer every weekday, I no longer have to do duty lists or organize any functions, I can also finally arrive in school at 6.51am and the list endlessly goes on.

Where will you sit?

What a jobless day today in school, so we wasted time by having weird debate-like conversations.

Motion:

If you went out with your partner one day in the future for lunch, where will you sit? Side by side or face to face?

Response from certain individuals who chose to sit face to face:


"Opposite laah obviously. So that it is easier for me to dump food I don't want." [Gabrielle]


"Opposite. It is easier to talk that way face to face." [Claire]

"Opposite. I think opposite is the correct way because you see in those Shakespeare books, they always have things like husband and wife should sit opposite each other. Side by side is like... you have other hidden intentions or something." [Rhema]

"Opposite. Duuh." [Linda]


Response from certain individuals who chose to sit side by side:

"I don't know lah. Side by side lah. So can hold hands discretely. If you sit opposite and hold hands, so open bah." [Esther]

"Oh ya hor, you asked me that question before but I haven't answer. Side by side lah. I don't know why. So can... I don't know lah!" [Amy]

Tagged by Amy

8 things I am passionate about:

  • Music
  • Photography
  • Lame jokes
  • Good books
  • Canines
  • Felines
  • Studying
  • Blogging?

    8 things I say too often:
  • Shit
  • Crap
  • Rubbish
  • Haiyaa
  • Right
  • As if
  • Good morning teacher
  • Hi teacher

8 books I've read recently:

  • Physics
  • Biology
  • Chemistry
  • History
  • If You Could See Me Now
  • A Place Called Here
  • The Choice
  • The Advocate

8 songs I could listen to over and over again:

  • Everything
  • Home
  • Lost
  • Malaysia's National Antheme
  • Sarawak State Antheme
  • Saint Teresa's School Rally
  • Some Hearts
  • Jesus Take The Wheel

8 things I learned last year and this year:

  • Additional Mathematics
  • Physics
  • Chemistry
  • Biology
  • How to nag more often
  • Tame uncivilized people like the fellow who sits next to me in Physics' tuition
  • How to speak lousy Bahasa Sarawak
  • How to do nothing

8 people I wanna tag:

Lousy Biological Engines

I GOT LOUSY BIOLOGICAL ENGINES

Woke up, wheezing and feeling as if someone stuffed a pumpkin down my throat and then tied rubber bands around my windpipe. Why does it feel so hot?? I thought I caught a cold so I tried coughing to clear my airway. Didn't work at all. I was thinking, "darn, I want to go to school tomorrow to collect my marks and I have to fall sick today??" and I coughed and drank some more water.

After fifteen minutes of trying, I gave up, still feeling suffocated. I walked towards the bathroom, stopped in front of the mirror and I saw a swelling eye and a very red face. Turned in the opposite direction and knocked on my parents door. Mum came to the door first, took one look at me and said, "fever" and then, dad came around, "allergy reaction."

So at 2.00AM, dad drove me to Timberland Hospital. Doctor takes one look at me and nods, "class two allergy reaction involving breathing airways", takes my blood pressure reading, peers down my throat and shines a torchlight into my eye. Then he says loudly to the nurses,

"prepare oxygen mask to aid breathing and prepare *inserts dosage* of *name of drug* for injection for faster subsiding effect. Prepare *inserts dosage and name of drugs* also."

My face goes green. INJECTION??!!!

The nurses fix me up to some reading-taking contraption and smacks a gas mask over my face for half an hour. Breath in, breath out, breath in. After that, the nurses made me swallow two blue allergy pills. Then, they gave me an injection shot. Ouch.

At 3.00AM, I was allowed to go back home after one last check from the doctor on my breathing. So I went home with some souvenirs, namely a sore backside with a plaster on it from the injection shot, four strips of allergy pills and a limp.

Doctor says no seafood for the meantime just to be safe in case it was triggered by seafood. All the while I had been taking seafood with no problem but according to this doctor, there are many species of seafood. Next time when I go out to eat, I shall ask the cook,

"excuse me, what species of prawns or squid are these?"

Thankfully I Am A Girl

Originally I posted about something else but then I got inspired. What if I am a guy and I am with my girlfriend and mother at some terrific island and suddenly, kaboom, tsunami hits. Girlfriend and mother start shouting for my help to be their knight in shining amour. Who should I save? Mother or girlfriend?
You see, save my mother and my girlfriend will call me a "pua tang sai boyfriend" (half pail of shit boyfriend). Mother might even nag, "you see lah, you see lah! Now I got no more grandchildren!!!" and all sorts. Girlfriend's mother will call me up and scream over the phone and then hang me upside down from the ceiling for not saving her daughter.

If I save my girlfriend, then my mother will call me a hopeless son. My girlfriend will also probably say I am a
"chiak sai son" (eat shit son) and my mother will probably kick me out of the house. If I lie and say that I cannot swim, then both my mother and my girlfriend will say, "what kinda man are you??!"

But then you see, thankfully I am a girl. If my boyfriend and mother are ever stuck in a tsunami in the future. I can always turn to my boyfriend and say,

"You lah see you! Cannot even save yourself and my mother! Pua tang sai boyfriend."

Conversations

The school authority allowing us to bring cellular phones on Teachers' Day, was the smartest move ever made. Nobody had to run up and down the school just to pass urgent notices. Throw in a phone, rolled up sleeves, askew tie, a DSLR and a lame pose, and there I have, a new shot for my blog.

In Chemistry tuition with Linda...

Linda: Monday got no school.
Gabrielle: How come?
Linda: WESAK DAY LAH!

In Franklin's car later, on the way home from Additional Mathematics tuition...


Franklin: I don't have school on Monday. (talking to his father)
Gabrielle: How come this Monday you don't have school??
Franklin: Wesak Day lah. Oh my god! You don't know?? *Gives a weird look*

After that in my parents' car...

Mum: We should go for a car ride since Monday is a holiday.
Dad: Good idea.
Gabrielle: Which Monday?
Mum: This coming Monday. Wesay Day.
Gabrielle: Hah? It is THIS Monday?? This Monday got no school??

Sheesh. Okay, okay, so I do not know what went wrong with my head. I get it, this Monday there is no school because it is Wesak Day. Maybe my braincells just had too much sodium ions in them.

Oh ya, I still have not tried the Abell Road laksa. I had laksa at Ah Liang instead.

Anyway, I had the most nerve-wrecking, blood-boiling conversation ever.

Human: I am a jerk.
Gabrielle: You're not.
Human: I am jerk.
Gabrielle: You're not.
Human: Stop pulling my leg.
Gabrielle: You-are-not-a-jerk.
Human: I am.
Gabrielle: Not.
Human: Am.
Gabrielle: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

Couch Potato, Miss Ling

I am turning into a couch potato. Yesterday I read three novels, The Choice by Nicholas Sparks, If You Could See Me Now and A Place Called Here by Ceceilia Adhern. I even watched Iron Man and PS: I Love You. Boring. All so boring. Later, I am going to watch Ah Long, that looks more interesting to me than lousy Iron Man or mushy and draggy PS: I Love You. The only time when I actually exercise my feet is when I get up to go to the bathroom and I only do intensive exercise when I go shopping. Did it at MNG and Times Bookstore.
If anybody here appreciates good photography, I think this is a nice shot by Esther Ling (my "hired photographer" according to Chong) taken with my camera.
Miss Ling, my "hired photographer" who eventually got "fired".

Teachers' Day 2008

First and foremost, Happy Teachers Day.
Last but not least, that's kind of a summary of what all 164 photos taken about what happened today during this year's Teacher's Day celebration.

Introvert Makes "Smart" Mistakes

I got back part of my examination results today. I'll just say that I am disappointed with myself for making really "smart" mistakes such as, 5.5 - 1 = 4 and a measuring cylinder measures liquids in grams. Those are only two examples out of the many other "smart" mistakes. I just feel it coming that I won't be in the Top Three this term.

In my Bahasa Malaysia summary, the question wanted a summary on the ways to overcome obesity and the problems faced. I misunderstood the question and wrote about the ways to overcome obesity and the problems faced by the obese. FOUR MARKS GONE.

In my Chemistry paper 3, I already mentioned what I did and in Chemistry paper 1, I arranged one order in increasing instead of decreasing. SEVEN MARKS GONE.

In my Physics paper 3, I miscalculated. FOUR MARKS GONE.

In my Mathematics, I miraculously counted the mean for 25, 21, 19, 24, 26 as 21 when it was actually 23. Don't know how I functioned the calculator or my brain. I drew a crooked straight line and never realized that either, I never wrote down the converse and just wrote false, I forgot to plus one set of numbers in another question and I cannot remember. TWELVE MARKS GONE. No wonder I got a 91% for of all things, Mathematics.

In my History paper 1, got no "smart" mistakes just plain "I don't know how to do" type of mistakes.

This is severe disappointment. It's not that I cannot do the questions and lose marks but it is because I make such stupid mistakes that are practically unforgivable mistakes. Duh. I dare not look at my other papers.

Today, we discussed about laksa with Mr. Tan Shu Hwa in the staff room and Mr. Tan says that I look like and seem like an introvert. Oh, and he also said that I am like Simon Cowell. Yeah, but then Simon Cowell got m-o-n-e-y.

Andrea Needs Lessons

ANDREA LAU NEEDS LESSONS ON HOW TO SEEK REVENGE...
She took revenge on me by tagging me.
Is that the best you can do? Tsk tsk! No skills!

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | The thought of failing a testpaper
02 | Homework
03 | Pork lard

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | People who tell weird lame jokes
02 | People who talk nonstop
03 | People who have interesting stories

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | Canon DSLR cameras
02 | My Dell XPS 420
03 | Holidays

THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | Worms
02 | Cockroaches
03 | Filthy toilets

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | Perry Tan Siew Shien's laziness that results in getting 2nd in class
02 | Franklin and Jonas' dirty jokes
03 | Why we study Moral Studies

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | Sony Ericsson Walkman phone
02 | Dell XPS 420
03 | Tissue paper

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | Being hardworking by answering to Andrea's so-call revenge
02 | Breathing
03 | Blinking

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | Visit St. Peter's
02 | Live enough of life
03 | Do everything else I want to do

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | Sleep
02 | Talk
03 | Study

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | Introvert (says Mr. Tan Shu Hwa)
02 | A tough nut to crack (says Mr. Tan Siew Shien)
03 | Talks healthily (says Madam Kong Lai Mei)

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | Juggle
02 | Talk slowly
03 | Flip eggs

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | Everything by Michael Buble
02 | Over My Head by The Fray
03 | St. Teresa's School Song by Unknown

THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | Linkin Park
02 | Songs in Bahasa Malaysia
03 | DBSK

THREE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | Sarawak laksa
02 | Manhattan's baked fish
03 | Grains

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | Flip eggs
02 | The bassoon
03 | How to get 100% in every examination

THREE BEVERAGES I DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | Drinking water
02 | Coffee with milk
03 | 100 Plus

THREE SHOWS I WATCHED WHEN I WAS A KID:
01 | Pink Panther
02 | Little Lulu
03 | Disney shows

I tag..

1. Amy Lynette
2. Caroline Then
3. Cordelia Mejin

It's Over

Examination is finally over. Three long weeks but strangely it did not feel as tiring as last year. Although waiting for the results, can be quite a nerve-wrecking process.

I stayed back in school today to watch them audition for Teachers' Day. Stephanie Jane plays really nice acoustics and Elizabeth Sim makes one really typical Liza stand-up comedian. I took some videos but I think I'll post the videos up some other time.

Finally, after three long weeks, I finally found the time to play the piano for three consecutive hours!

Mission To Eat Laksa

Hah, you see this?? This is called laksa from Choon Choon Cafe at Abell Road. So-call, number one best laksa in Kuching. My latest mission now, is to ask my parents to bring me to try this so-call very fabulous laksa this weekend.

We were just fifteen minutes away from our next Mathematics test but then, we decided that laksa was more interesting to talk about than numbers.

Student B: Rubber Road laksa is nice.
Student C: BDC laksa is also nice. The one near the Chinese medicine shop.
Student A: I tell you, Abell Road laksa is the best in Kuching!
Student B: I never try lah.
Student C: I tell you, it's the best okay?!! you call yourself a Kuching-ian!

Sheesh.

Lame Max-ed

Okay, you know that when you start trying to make logic out of the illogical, such as linking Chemistry to Iron Man, you will know that you have over studied Chemistry or either, you are a student at Mrs. Hon's Chemistry tuition.

Characters
A: Perry Tan
B: The Author

A: There's an Iron Man craze going on. Think Jason Wong went to watch it thrice already.
B: Go bring your brothers to go watch.
A: Nah. Lazy to go to the cinema anyway. But isn't iron supposed to be grey?
B: Why? Is he not grey?
A: He's brown plus gold.
B: He's copper and gold plated man. Because without a sacrificial metal, Iron Man would rust.
A: Bet Mrs. Hon would hate Iron Man.
B: Why? Iron Man would have OH- ions and hydrogen gas around him...
A: Cause it breaks a million Chemistry laws.
B: I was quite wondering. Is Iron Man resistant to corrosion? How come no villian pours Sodium Hydroxide on him? Then he'll turn into a green precipitate.
A: It's called SCIENCE FICTION. The villians are hellbent on taking over the world mah.
B: Why not Zinc Man or Aluminium Man or the blah.
A: Goldman. Hahaha.
B: 24k pure gold is soft lah dummy. Duralumin man. Lightweight yet durable. Then again, iron main needs to have a big inertia.
A: Diamand. Lame max.
B: Eh, look who's being lame here. You not me. LAME. If he was made out of diamonds, people would want to steal him.

Perry Tan, you're so darn lame.

Junior Bully Senior

You see this?? It was a hot, hot, hot day and I had a heavy DSLR camera around my neck. It was so hot that I began to dehydrate. Then, I asked my servant to help me to get the free ISCF drink for me.

But then, servant threatened to throw the drink down on me.

Quote servant, "I feel so powerful."

Tsk, tsk. You see, junior bully senior or is it servant bully master. Not only that, servant was busy showing off her drinking skills and water.
Servant even bullied MBKS a.k.a Amanda Voon.

A Long Post

I managed to get hold of the digital copy of our class profile photo. I think the photography is just plain bad. It's quite seen that a wide aperture lens was used and it made the people at the sides look bigger than they actually are. This is the worst professional photography I have ever came across. I forgot the name of this studio anyway.

My dad's first comment was, "this is professional photography??!"

First they crammed all of us at the corner of a 3 meters wide wall and then the photographer fixed on a wide aperture lens and started shooting. You see the curtains in the background, that is the size of the room. The whites are actually the walls perpendicular to the curtains.

Whoever who edited the photos had just clicked auto colour, auto contrast and auto level. Next, he just applied a glow around the inner edges so that it would not look as if we had been crammed into a box. All I did was just desaturate it and nothing else.

I could have just picked up a DSLR camera too, fix on a wide aperture lens, fit 44 students into a box room, Photoshop and develop the shots and then call myself a professional photographer.

One must really have all that endurance to go through three weeks of examinations. Two more days and those three weeks of brain torture would be over. Finally.


Last Wednesday, the whole of after recess was Islamic paper. We only have eight Islam students in our class. As usual, every year if we have do not have any paper after break (just like during mock PMR), we were allowed to go home. So on Wednesday, majority left school for home after recess and ironically, we instantly heard the news that all those who went home on Wednesday, are going to get demerit points.
I think it is 20 demerits? That means for prefects it would be double of that, 40 demerits. More than enough for us to be suspended for a week. Like Amy said, Surat A or B or C or D?

Although it is unlikely that the school authority is going to demerit the entire school but I quite believe that the initial cause of the Wednesday fiasco was because of a mistake in arranging our examination timetable. I think the school meant to put Islamic paper before Biology II paper that Wednesday, so that all of us would have to stay until after twelve.
Then again, retaining back 80% of non-Islam students in an examination room while Islamic paper is going on, will not be the smartest move to make.

If I were an Islam student sitting for my Islamic paper, I would not appreciate having 80% of the students around me, doing their own stuff while I am forced to sit for a paper and trying to focus. It is not a conducive environment.
My frank suggestion would be, only keep those who have papers to sit for in the examination room and ask the rest who have nothing else better to do, to leave the room. It is a distraction and it isn't wise.

@%$^!!!

Lightning struck and fried my network card.

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Had to replace it.

Demoted from gigabyte to megabyte.

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Teachers' Day coming up. Speech. Going to get help from Perry as usual.