
In Chemistry tuition with Linda...
Linda: Monday got no school.
Gabrielle: How come?
Linda: WESAK DAY LAH!
In Franklin's car later, on the way home from Additional Mathematics tuition...
Franklin: I don't have school on Monday. (talking to his father)
Gabrielle: How come this Monday you don't have school??
Franklin: Wesak Day lah. Oh my god! You don't know?? *Gives a weird look*
After that in my parents' car...
Mum: We should go for a car ride since Monday is a holiday.
Dad: Good idea.
Gabrielle: Which Monday?
Mum: This coming Monday. Wesay Day.
Gabrielle: Hah? It is THIS Monday?? This Monday got no school??
Sheesh. Okay, okay, so I do not know what went wrong with my head. I get it, this Monday there is no school because it is Wesak Day. Maybe my braincells just had too much sodium ions in them.
Oh ya, I still have not tried the Abell Road laksa. I had laksa at Ah Liang instead.
Anyway, I had the most nerve-wrecking, blood-boiling conversation ever.
Human: I am a jerk.
Gabrielle: You're not.
Human: I am jerk.
Gabrielle: You're not.
Human: Stop pulling my leg.
Gabrielle: You-are-not-a-jerk.
Human: I am.
Gabrielle: Not.
Human: Am.
Gabrielle: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!