Okay, you know that when you start trying to make logic out of the illogical, such as linking Chemistry to Iron Man, you will know that you have over studied Chemistry or either, you are a student at Mrs. Hon's Chemistry tuition.Characters
A: Perry Tan
B: The Author
A: There's an Iron Man craze going on. Think Jason Wong went to watch it thrice already.
B: Go bring your brothers to go watch.
A: Nah. Lazy to go to the cinema anyway. But isn't iron supposed to be grey?
B: Why? Is he not grey?
A: He's brown plus gold.
B: He's copper and gold plated man. Because without a sacrificial metal, Iron Man would rust.
A: Bet Mrs. Hon would hate Iron Man.
B: Why? Iron Man would have OH- ions and hydrogen gas around him...
A: Cause it breaks a million Chemistry laws.
B: I was quite wondering. Is Iron Man resistant to corrosion? How come no villian pours Sodium Hydroxide on him? Then he'll turn into a green precipitate.
A: It's called SCIENCE FICTION. The villians are hellbent on taking over the world mah.
B: Why not Zinc Man or Aluminium Man or the blah.
A: Goldman. Hahaha.
B: 24k pure gold is soft lah dummy. Duralumin man. Lightweight yet durable. Then again, iron main needs to have a big inertia.
A: Diamand. Lame max.
B: Eh, look who's being lame here. You not me. LAME. If he was made out of diamonds, people would want to steal him.
Perry Tan, you're so darn lame.