Gabrielle: I’m going to stay as thin as now when I am 40 years old.
Franklin: Hahaha. Sis, that is like impossible okay. You’re going to grow old and fat.
I shall grow old gracefully.
My plausible husband shall live on tofu and raw greens. We shall snack on celery sticks as a substitute for onion and sour cream flavoured Pringles.
We shall have breakfast of alfalfa sprout sandwiches…
A green apple for lunch… 
And green salad for dinner…
We’ll both be 80 years old with six packs.
I shall die on a diet like that and probably weigh 25kg at 5 feet 6 inches tall.