Anymore Chinese New Year gatherings and I will probably become gruesomely undertall. I am sick of Chinese New Year gatherings and I got two more coming up. I am currently very not attracted to:1. Ducks
2. Chickens
3. Lamb
4. Beef
5. Nuts
6. Butter
7. Eggs
8. Wine
9. Sugar
10. People
*Clutches throat, chokes and collapses onto the floor*