My last haircut was back in May 2007.
Finally had a haircut this year. Back to civilization?
Mum insisted that my old hair was out of shape.
She was persistent that I cut fringe just like two years ago.
Horrors.
I feel like a Japanese doll again.
A bit more extreme, a Japanese ghost?
I shall thank the inventor of the hair clip. Wonderful man/woman he or she is!
Another solution would be to get a tan and be a shade of Belgium chocolates then I would look like a... err... toasted "chau-ta" Japanese ghost?