Monstrous Donkey



Imagine sitting next to a monstrous donkey for two and a half hours in Physics class.
Front row seats.
The agony, the torture, the suffering.
The painstaking moments as seconds tick by slowly.
Tick, tick, tick...
You cannot decide whether to clobber him on the head with your Physics reference book or laugh.
You finally lose your head and pinch him on the arm.
He yelps out loudly in pain.
The class ogles at the two of you.
Your two good friends sitting behind you start to snigger.
Good friend "not so good friend anymore" grins and tells you,

"You two look so much like a good couple."

That's when you can feel fumes steaming out of your ears and you grit your teeth and glare lethally.