GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE WANTED FOR FELONY
How could they do such a crime??Do they know that this is gender discrimination??
That this is severe violation of terms of use??
Do they realize WHO they are calling Jonas Gumis??!
*jumps around indignantly*
Unless...
I am the REAL Jonas Michael Gumis!
What is MY face, MY FACE, doing there??
Hmmm...fishy fishy...
Gabrielle returns to the computer fifteen minutes later...
Types TAY TZE LUN...
*pulls tuffs of hair out*
My face, MY FACE, AGAIN!!!
Types DEBORAH DRIS...
My face a-g-a-i-n!
Types SAMANTHA LIEW...
My face once more!
Fishy fishy... now my name is Deborah Jonas Samantha Jee Tze Lun
Type RCYU#8 and my face again,
I have became hmm... the face of RCYU#8 (rolls eyes)