Resons NOT to give a girl a rose

Giving roses to a girl is a bad move, trust me... Continue reading to get what I am talking about.Because, they will put the rose on the scorching hot gravel ground...Then, they put their smelly feet around the rose in hopes that the scent of the rose can camouflage the stench of their shoes...They get all emo over the rose... So emo that you simply cannot resist taking their photo.Some get so hyper that they run out under the heavy rain thinking they are waterproof...Sadly, they are not.Then...some just have the urge to destroy. So, the destroyer (me) comes and spoils everybody's fun by shredding the rose up in the middle of a briefing.
Final product of the act of my destroyer fingers...