Mr. Kiasu's A-Z Philosophy

Always must win
Borrow but never return
Cheap is good
Don't trust anyone
Everything also must grab!
Free! Free! Free!
Grab first talk later
Help yourself to everything
I first, i want, i everything
Jump queue
Keep coming back for more
Look for discount
Must not lose face
Never mind what they think
Outdo everyone you know
Pay only when necessary
Quit while you're ahead
Rushing and pushing wins the race
Samples are always welcome
Take but don't give
Unless it's free, forget it
Vow to be number one
Winner takes it all! all! all!
X'tra = more
Yell if necessary to get what you want!
Zebra are kiasu because they want to be black and white at the same time

PS: I didn't write this okay...stole it off Teh's blog.